London cave! Many shiny pointy rock on chest things! More than two hand, five hand! One place! Go see!

Big Shiny Show Coming! Big show come soon! Wartski, shiny rock trader, make big show. Show start when sun go down, then up, then down, then up again, one hand rocks (October 1). Show have many shiny rocks, old bones, and things from long time ago. Me hear tell show have shiny bug shells, pretty bird bones, and maybe even mammoth tusk! Go see! Show good for look with eyes. Maybe find good rock for bash head, or trade for mammoth meat. Wartski say show have things never see before. Me want see! Ooga, berry gatherer: "Me like shiny! Make Ooga feel pretty." Thag, mammoth hunter: "Me no understand. Why want old rock? Me want new spear!" Borok, Big Chief Rock Looker, say: "This good for tribe. Bring many rock lookers. Good for trade. Good for smash." Story by Grog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.