Maduro more alone. Two friends lost. US war boats near him. Big trouble come.
Mad-Rock Leader, big boss of Sun-Land cave-people, feel very alone this week. Two cave-tribes, Green-Tree Tribe and Water-Island Folk, they say "No" to him at big rock-vote. Their votes went to other chiefs. Mad-Rock Leader's friends gone. Tribe not strong like before.
And now, Big-Stick Tribe from far-away land, they bring many big floating wood-boats with loud boom-sticks near Sun-Land waters. Mad-Rock Leader watch them with angry grunts. Big-Stick Tribe show power, make water shake. Mad-Rock Leader, his head full of many worries, no sleep good.
Thag, a beach watcher, grunt: "Me see big wood-boats! Many! Like big floating rocks, but they move fast! Scary for little fish!"
Lula, a fish catcher, laugh: "Water-Island Folk, they happy! They throw fish in air! Mad-Rock Leader, he not get their fish anymore! New chief bring good luck, maybe!"
Chief Oog, Elder of Council Rocks, stomp foot: "This bad omen for Sun-Land. When chiefs fight, small cave-people suffer. We need more berries, less big-stick talk. Peace make fat bellies."
Story by Korg from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.