Me learn shiny rock-bash like old-time shiny rock-basher!
NY Times Sep 03, 2025
Shiny gold neck-thing, like old one, now in Paris cave. Made same way as old, old one, many, many suns ago.
Big Shiny Rock Necklace Thing Come Back!
Oog make shiny rock necklace thing long time ago. Now, clever cavepeople make same shiny rock necklace thing again! Same way as Oog! Big shiny rock necklace thing now in Paris cave. Many moons ago, Oog make shiny rock necklace thing. Now, all cavepeople see shiny rock necklace thing again! Clever cavepeople use Oog way. Hot fire, smash rock, make shiny!
Shiny rock necklace thing very pretty. All cavepeople want. Cavepeople travel far to see shiny rock necklace thing. Paris cave happy. Many cavepeople come see.
Ooga, berry gatherer: "Me like shiny! Make me pretty for mating dance!"
Torka, mammoth rider: "Shiny rock necklace thing better than mammoth tusk necklace. Me want!"
Borga, Cave Fashion Leader: "This good for cave fashion. Make all cavepeople look strong, like mammoth."
Story by Zug from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.
