Mold eat bad glow. Clean hot earth. Save sky man.

Big news! Smart-thinker tribe find strange friend for bad glowy dirt. Dark fuzzy stuff, like mold, lives strong in big scary hot place, Chernobyl. This dark fuzzy stuff, it eat bad glowy hot! Make place good again. Smart-thinker tribe say this dark fuzzy stuff, it grow strong where bad glowy hot dirt worst. Other plants die, but mold, it get strong! Like magic. This good thing for big scary hot place. Maybe no more bad glowy sickness for cave-people near there. Thag, a mushroom picker: "Me see dark fuzzy stuff near hot rock. Me no touch! Now smart-thinker say it good. Huh!" Lorg, a cave painter: "Always see dark fuzzy on wet rock. It strong. Never die. Maybe it magic!" Chief Og, leader of Safe-Cave Tribe: "This good news! Me always tell cave-people, 'No touch bad glowy rock!' Now maybe we no worry so much. Ugh, still no touch!" Story by Korg from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.