Monday Night Game: Patriots no play Tonga, no play Bryant.

Big game day come soon! Cavemen ready to throw big rocks and smash. But sad news from big tribe called "Patriots." Strong warrior Tonga, who push enemy good, no fight today. His chest feel bad, hurt from maybe bad bear fight or too much pushing big rocks. Tribe say he must stay in cave, no join the hunt for victory. And more big news! Warrior Bryant, who usually helps hit enemies from side, also no come! This big surprise! Tribe think he join, but he stay home too. Two strong men gone, big hole in tribe's fighting line. Tribe worry, how fight now without Tonga's big push and Bryant's side swing? Other warriors must step up. Gronk, mighty hunter with a big club: "Me see Tonga limp yesterday! Chest look bad. He roar like angry cave bear, but hurt too much." Ugga, fire keeper and good berry picker: "Bryant, he usually first to game! This morning, me see him just sit near cave. No sharpen stick, no practice grunt. Strange!" Chief Bog, big chief of game: "This bad news. Tribe need all strong men. But we find other strong men. We grunt harder! We throw bigger rocks! We win for tribe!" Story by Zog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.