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Big mammoth meat house news! New food caves open! One called Koju in Ace Hotel cave, Brooklyn. They give you "omakase," meat they choose, you eat. Another new cave called Nuyores. Clever cook from Contento cave make food there. Much good eating for all! Nuyores cave have good leader from other cave, make best fire-cooked meats. Koju different. They bring food, you no choose. Maybe good, maybe mammoth dung. Big risk! But many belly full already. Ooga, berry gatherer: "Me like try new cave, but me scared of 'omakase.' Me like choose own mammoth steak." Zug Zug, rock polisher: "New food cave good! Me hungry for new tastes. Maybe they have fire-roasted grubs!" Chieftain Crag, leader of Brooklyn Cave: "New caves bring many people. Good for trade. Good for belly. Me happy." Story by Rok, from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.