NEW OFFERS FOR WBD APPEAR! BIG COMPANY FIGHT DRAMA NOT DONE YET!

Big shiny rock news for cavepeople! Three big tribes want to buy parts or all of Warner Bros. Discovery, the big cave where many pictures play. Moon-day was the day! Sun go down, and new offers, new shiny rock promises, came in from all three big tribes. Much talk in the big caves! One tribe, Paramount, they try many times before. Three times already they say, "Me want these shiny rocks!" Now, even more new talks. Everyone watch to see who gets the most shiny rocks. Will WBD cave split into little caves? Or will one strong tribe take all the shiny rock pictures? Big grunts echo through the valleys about this. Ug, a caveman who mostly watches clouds: "Me see many big cavemen running to WBD cave with shiny rock scrolls! Much fast running. Important!" Lara, a quick-eyed berry gatherer: "Me hear big grunts and shouts from the WBD cave. Not angry grunts, more like... thinking grunts! For shiny rocks!" Chief Grog, Head of the Hunting Council: "This good for tribe! More trade, more shiny rocks move. Maybe new tools from this, yes? Stronger caves make strong tribe!" Story by Zog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.