Man on loud-rock picture was baby. No fur.
Now man big. Man get mad. Say, "Picture bad! Give shiny rocks!"
Big chief with hammer say "NO!"
Mad go away. Fight over.
Big word-fight over! Great Elder in Big Cave throw away angry talk from Man-baby Spencer. Spencer was small baby with no fur on flat rock picture for loud-noise tribe Nirvana. He say picture was bad picture of small cave-baby. He want many shiny rocks from tribe.
But Great Elder say Spencer wait too many suns to make angry talk. Spencer is big man now. He know about picture for long, long time. He even make new picture like old one when he big! Great Elder hit mallet. Say word-fight is over. Loud-noise tribe win. Man-baby Spencer get no shiny rocks.
Krog, a mammoth hunter: "Me see that flat rock picture. Baby swim for shiny rock. Look funny. Why he mad now? He big man now. Should hunt, not grunt about baby picture."
Zonk, maker of sharp sticks: "Zonk hear loud-noise tribe music. Is good for stomp. Picture is just picture. Man-baby should be happy. Many know his face!"
Grok-Grok, Keeper of the Lore-Stones: "This good lesson. If you have big angry talk, you talk now! No wait many moons. The rules of the cave are the rules. Now, word-fight is done. Go hunt."
Story by Ugg from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.