No bet against leaf-water! Bad juju!

Big news! New goo for put on crunchies! Lemon goo, hot goo, sweet goo, orange goo, seedy goo. All make crunchies taste gooder! Me try all goos. Me like sweet goo best. Make tummy happy! Put goo on all crunchies! Crunchies good with goo. Many goo make from smashed bugs, berries, and roots. Hot goo make mouth burn little, then feel good. Orange goo good with long crunchies. Seedy goo make from tiny rocks, good with leaf crunchies. Me think all cavepeople like new goos. Goos make crunchies fun again! Ooga, berry gatherer: "Me like sweet goo! Best goo for red crunchies!" Thag, mammoth hunter: "Hot goo make me strong like mammoth!" Chieftain Rock Smash, leader of Crunchies Cave: "New goos good for tribe. Make strong cavepeople!" Story by Ook Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.