Oog! Bad man hurt! Kill bad man! Dead walk! Three new story rock!

Oog read many scrolls! Oog tell you what good, what bad. Big scroll about mammoth hunt, very good. Much exciting! Mammoth stomp, caveman run, then *poof* mammoth fall down. Good read. Then little scroll about bird. Bird fly, bird sing. Boring! Oog almost sleep. Last scroll, good again. Cavewoman find new fire rock. Make big fire, cook much meat. Oog hungry now. Oog say mammoth scroll best. Much action, much learn. Bird scroll bad. No action, only bird noise. Fire rock scroll good. Make Oog think of warm cave, full belly. Ooga, berry gatherer: "Me no like bird scroll. Want more mammoth!" Thog, rock polisher: "Fire rock scroll good. Me want new fire rock!" Thurg, Elder of Big Cave: "Reading good. Make brain strong. But bird scroll… Thurg no understand." Story by Oog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.