Rob's story-rock, "Big Dark Hope," funny-sad! Rob poke pointy stick at fat belly men, dark skin men. Ugh! Money-rocks make men crazy! Dark skin, light skin... Why men fight? Ugh! Good story-rock! Make head think!
Big book talk funny stuff! Book called "Great Black Hope" by Rob Franklin. Talk 'bout shiny rocks and skin color. Make head hurt, but funny! Say having lots of shiny rocks change how people see you, 'specially if skin dark. Rob make funny words, like cave painting with sound.
Book like story 'round fire. Make you think. Make you laugh. Make you grunt. Good story 'bout hard things. Skin color no matter, but shiny rocks make *big* difference. Rob clever like fox. Trick you with words, then make you see truth. Good book for long winter.
Ooga, berry gatherer: "Me like story. Make me think 'bout shiny rocks. Me want more shiny rocks!"
Thag, mammoth rider: "Story good, but long. Like mammoth hunt, take all day."
Chieftain Grognak of Rock Ridge Cave: "This Rob Franklin, clever caveman. Make good story. All cavepeople should read."
Story by Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.