Ooga Booga! Mario Kart World! How many suns go by while you play? Many? Little? Tell Oog!
Oog! Tell! Moon turn many times since new shiny click-box come. Tribe play much? How much click-click? Tell!
Big zoom-zoom carts go fast! Many caves now play new game, "Crash Team Racing." Oog smash other carts, throw boom-boom rocks, and go vroom-vroom fast. Some caves say zoom-zoom race too easy, want more hard. But all caves agree: fun times! Much smashing, much vroom-vroom.
Game have two ways play: "Knockout Mode" and "Grand Prix." Knockout Mode is smash-smash other carts. Grand Prix is big race, go many tracks. Some caves say Grand Prix too easy, even when zoom-zoom carts go fastest. But still fun!
Oogla, berry smasher: "Me like boom-boom rocks! Make other carts go spinny-spinny!"
Mog, mammoth hunter: "Me win every race! Me fastest caveman!"
Chieftain Grog, leader of Stone Cave: "This 'Crash Team Racing' good for cave morale. Much better than mammoth dung painting."
Story by Zug from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.
