ooga booga! See famous people dance! Big star dance show! Many moons pass, now time for *thirty-four* dances!

Big Dance Show Come Back! Big dance show come back soon! Sun go down, then moon go up sixteen times, then show start. Many star people dance. Fire hair woman, strong man brother, book woman, and flip jump woman all dance. They dance good, maybe. They want shiny rock prize. Much move, much turn, much jump. Who dance best? We wait and see! All cave people watch. Big show much fun. Star people try hard. Maybe fall down. Maybe laugh. Maybe cry. Much excitement! Everyone watch and yell. Oog, best rock thrower: "Me see flip jump woman! She jump high! Like mammoth jump!" Borga, mammoth rider: "Strong man brother dance funny! Me laugh much!" Chieftain Ook Ook, leader of Big Rock Tribe: "Big dance show good for tribe. Bring much happy. Make us strong!" Story by Rok from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.