People point finger at Trump tricky picture of Jeffries. Vance no care. Vance laugh big. Vance say, "Is fun! We have good time!"

Big Chief Trump show tribe magic moving rock painting. Painting show Other Tribe Chief Jeffries with funny face-hair and big sun-hat. Many cavepeople make mad grunts. They say painting is bad spirit, make fun of other chief. They say Big Chief should not make silly pictures. But Second Chief Vance hear mad grunts and make big "ha ha" sound. He not worried. Vance say picture is just for laughs, like funny drawing on cave wall. "Is funny picture," he grunt. "Some people have skin like baby mammoth, get poked easy." Vance say painting not about face-hair, is about keeping strange cavemen out of tribe land. He say people who no like Trump always make angry noise about everything. Zorp, a spear sharpener: "Me see moving painting on big flat rock. Man look funny. Not look like man. How rock do that? Is strong magic." Nug-Nug, a fire-watcher: "Me think is bad. Why make chief look silly? We should fight sabertooth, not draw funny face-hair on other chiefs. Is waste of good sun time." Gronk, Keeper of the Tallest Rock: "Too much shouting about magic painting. Real problem is big cats steal mammoth meat. Chiefs need talk about that, not funny hats. Need more sharp sticks, less moving pictures." Story by Zog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.