Putin meet Witkoff and Kushner. U.S. big tribe want Ukraine stop loud war now.

Big Chief Trump's two big hairy talk-men, Tall Man Steve and Young Man Jared, go to far-off Cold Rock Place! They walk long, long way to see Big Chief Putin. They carry new talk-stone, say "Stop fight, no more bang-bang!" These two big men, Tall Man Steve who talk for Trump, and Young Man Jared who mate with Trump's daughter, bring new big idea. They want to show Big Chief Putin how to make big war stop. They hope new talk-stone make peace, so no more roar and no more run. Gronk, the Boulder Pusher: "Me hear big whisper! Two men walk far! Hope they bring much meat back!" Lurk, the Shadow Watcher: "Me see fast bird fly north! Maybe carry big message for big chief? Hope good message, not bad message." Chief Og, Elder of the Valley: "This good talk. Big men must talk, not just hit with club. New talk-stone can make less hungry, more sleep. We watch sky for smoke signal of peace." Story by Ug the Whispering Stone from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.