Putin say Russia now own two Ukraine town. Ukraine say he speak big lie.

Big Chief Putin, leader of the Red Tribe, say-say his strong warriors now hold two small caves: Pokrovsk and Vovchansk! He roar these places, far in the sun-come-up land of the Blue Tribe, are now Red Tribe ground. Big Chief Putin make loud noise, but no show proof! Just words from his big, roaring mouth. No dead mammoth, no pile of rocks, no shiny beads to show. Many in the tribe wonder if it true. These two small caves have seen much smash-smash and boom-boom for many moons. Warriors from both tribes throw big rocks and swing sharp clubs. Smoke fill sky from burnt trees, and ground shake from big falls. Blue Tribe still fight hard, they say, protecting their own sleeping places. But Big Chief Putin say-say Red Tribe stronger, take what they want. Much worry among cave-folk if this true, or just big talk to scare. Grog, a strong trapper who digs pits for mammoths: "Me hide in tall grass, near big woods. Hear *CRASH*, *BOOM*! See many spear fly! Much fight, not good. Me run fast home to my cave." Lala, a swift berry gatherer who finds sweet roots: "Me near river, pick berries. Ground shake! Me think big bear fight, but no, more like many-many men fight! Scary sounds! Me drop all berries!" Chief Zog, Head Hunter of the Great Valley Council: "This big news, if true. We watch the skies. We must keep our own caves and hunting grounds safe from big tribe fight-fight. No Red Tribe, no Blue Tribe, just our tribe." Story by Ug, from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.