Putin, Xi, Ugh! Tribe strong! Like mammoth hunt together! Beijing good! Fight bad guys! Ugh!

Big Hunt Leaders Bash West! Big Hunt Leaders from Cold Land and Sun Land, call um Vlad and Xi, grunt together. Say West bad! Vlad and Xi point at old Big Fight, say them strong like mammoth, fight bad Ugga Tribe. Now, Vlad and Xi make strong team, like sabertooth and cave bear. Want new hunt, push West out! West weak, like little rabbit, Vlad and Xi say. Vlad and Xi make big feast, eat much mammoth meat. Grunt about new hunt, share shiny rocks. Say West take too much, need share. Vlad and Xi angry! Want big hunt grounds for them. West no listen, Vlad and Xi smash! Oog, fire starter: "Me see Vlad and Xi make big fire! Much smoke!" Booga, rock sharpener: "Big noise! Me think mammoth stampede! But no mammoth, only Vlad and Xi." Chieftain Rock, leader of Flat Rock Cave: "Vlad and Xi make much noise. Me hope no fighting. Fighting bad. Sharing good." Story by Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.