Rex make bad talk. Shedeur answer with quiet hands.

New York Post Oct 02, 2025

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Sanders man make big surprise. He throw-ball man. Then he no-talk man. Word-men ask things. Sanders man mouth shut. Use hands. Now, we know why. Ugh.


Big news from sun-and-dirt field! Three suns ago, throw-rock man Shedeur make many cavepeople scratch head. He move mouth, but no sound come out! Look like funny man who no talk. All tribes see this. Many ask, “Why he do no-talk talk? Spirit take his grunt?” Now, wise men from Shedeur’s tribe give big answer. Shedeur not lose grunt. He use big brain for hunt! Big leaders say Shedeur show hunt plan to his tribe with mouth, but make no sound. This way, other tribe hunters cannot hear secret plan. It is smart trick to keep hunt plan safe. This good way to win big game, get more meat. No magic, just big brain move. Grunk, a local mammoth skinner: "Me watch big game. See throw-rock man move lips. No grunt. Me think he have rock in throat. Very strange." Bleep, watcher of sky-ball: "Me see! He do no-talk talk! Me think maybe spirit take his grunt. Glad he okay. Is good trick." Chief Grok, Keeper of the Big Stick: "Smart move. Keep hunt plan secret. Other tribe no know where rock go. This good for tribe. More win, more meat. Grok approve." Story by Ugg from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.