Rubio go Mexico. Mexico chief walk rope, wobbly!
NY Times Sep 03, 2025
Big US grunt at Mexico lady chief, Claudia. Say bad cave-chiefs stealing shiny rocks. Claudia squished, worried, before talk-talk with Rubio, another big US grunt.
Big Ugga chief from sun-down land make Claudia, Ugga chief of hot land, feel small. Claudia meet with Rubio, other big Ugga from sun-down land soon. Sun-down land Ugga say hot land Ugga bad, take shiny rocks, no good. Want Claudia smash bad Ugga. Claudia feel squeeze like mammoth foot on chest.
Sun-down land Ugga say hot land Ugga no fight bad Ugga, sun-down land Ugga no give hot land nice things. Claudia want shiny rocks, want sun-down land happy, but hard smash all bad Ugga. Many bad Ugga hide in caves, hard find.
Oog, mammoth rider: "Me see Claudia face, scared like little bunny."
Boog, fire starter: "Rubio strong Ugga, loud voice. Claudia no like loud voice."
Thorg, Wise Elder of Rock Cave Council: "Sun-down land good friend, but no tell us what do. Hot land strong too!"
Story by Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.
