RUSSIA ROCKET PLACE BAD BOOM! SPACE TRIP NO GO. STUCK.

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Russia no send man to space home. Bad crash at rocket place in far land. Man wait.


Big boom-stick ground-spot for sky-boat no good now! Last sun-rise-time, big sky-stick from Russia-tribe fly up, but ground-spot break bad. Ground-spot for send sky-people to big sky-home, all broken. Now, no more sky-boats can start there for many suns. Good news: big sky-stick still go high, high, high! Take three sky-people safe to the big sky-home. But the start-ground, where the big loud stick stand, make bad boom and break. This make sky-travel slow, slow. Russia-tribe must fix ground-spot or find new place for big boom-sticks. Grog, strong hunter: "Me see big fire! Ground shake hard! Me think big Mammoth fall from sky! But no, just big stick go up, then ground make bad noise. Not safe!" Lana, wise berry-picker: "My ears hurt from the loud. Sky-stick fast, like angry bird. But the starting-ground, it look sad and broken after. Much dust in air!" Chief Boulder-Fist, Leader of Sky-Watching Tribe: "This bad news for sky-boats. We need ground-spot strong for sky-journey. Must fix fast, so sky-people can visit sky-home. Sky-talkers need to make ground strong again for tribe." Story by Ug from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.