Ooga booga! Show go bye-bye, become space-bug man movie!
Big sky fire! Metal bird fall from sky! Boom! Many sleep-not-again. Metal bird broken. Inside, weird thing, not-man, not-beast. Make scary noise. Pointy teeth. Run away!
This bad, bad day. Metal bird from sky-fire place. Heard stories of sky-fire place. Bad place. Now, bad thing here. Wise-one say sky-fire place no good. Must hide. Protect family. Must hunt pointy teeth thing. Make sure no more come.
Oog, strong hunter: "Me hunt mammoth. See fire fall. Big boom! Make ground shake. Mammoth scared. Me scared."
Gronk, cave painter: "Me paint on cave wall. Big light. Then boom! Wall shake. Paint spill. Bad day for art."
Chieftain Rock, leader of Stone Clan: "We must prepare. Sharpen spears. Protect cave. Sky-fire people bring danger. We fight!"
Story by Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.