Shiny bits, wrist things, and story rocks.

Shiny rock school join book-makers! Make many words about shiny rocks! Big news for cave-folk who like shiny rocks! School called Van Cleef & Arpels, they make best shiny rocks. Now, they work with word-makers to make books about shiny rocks. Books teach all about shiny rocks: where find, how make shiny, how wear. Books good for all: young cave-kids learning, old cave-folk remembering. Word-makers say books look like old stories, but have new words about shiny rocks. Good for look at, good for learn. Many shiny rock pictures! Ooga, berry gatherer: "Me like shiny rocks! Book help me find best berries for trade shiny rocks!" Borga, mammoth rider: "Me wife want shiny rock. Me read book, know what shiny rock she like!" Thorg, Chief Rock Polisher of Cavetown: "This good for Cavetown! More shiny rocks, more happy cave-folk!" Story by Rok from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.