Shiny foot-wraps, no monk-hide! Big strong, much fancy!

Big Foot Skins Back! Ugh! Cold time coming. Foot skins get cold. Man-skin cover foot, make warm. Now, man-skin cover foot… WITH BUCKLE! Buckle make foot skin strong. Good for walk, good for hunt. Long time ago, buckle foot skin big. Now, big again! Man like. Woman like. Mammoth like… maybe. Man forget buckle foot skin. Now remember. Wise man say buckle foot skin good. Make man look strong. Make man FEEL strong. Good for stomp. Good for kick. Bad for run from saber-tooth. But… look good! Ooga, berry gatherer: "Me no like buckle. Berry stain hard to clean." Bor, mammoth rider: "Buckle good! Make foot feel safe. Like mammoth tusk." Thorg, Village Elder: "Buckle foot skin good for village. Show strong. Show… fashion." Story by Grog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.