Shiny rock book! Adler grunt to Zendaya sparkle. All rock know!
Melanie, she say, Oog! Hard pick only 300 shiny rock people! Many make shiny, many know shiny. Ugh!
Big Shiny Rock News! Many rock scratchers, shiny thing makers, picked for big book! Book show best shiny rocks, make all cave look good. Hard pick only small rock pile of makers, say Melanie Grant, rock book boss. She say much head-scratch, many rock throw, to decide.
Big book teach new ways make shiny. Good for trade, good for make mate look pretty. Maybe even scare sabertooth! All cavepeople learn much from this book.
Ooga, berry gatherer: "Me like shiny rock! Make Ooga feel pretty!"
Bor, mammoth rider: "New shiny rock make Bor strong! Mammoth like too!"
Thorg, Cave Chief: "This good for tribe! Shiny rock make strong trade. Bring many mammoth hides!"
Story by Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.
