Shiny rock pretty! Queen want! Make big shiny rock thing for neck!
Mellerio, shiny rock maker from Paris-place, make big show! Jardin des Rêves, it called. Fourteen sparkly rocks, many, many! Big, heavy rocks, 172 carats! Oooga!
Big Shiny Rocks Make Ooga-Booga Happy!
Mellerio, rock-maker from far land, make shiny rock collection. Fourteen different shiny rocks! Big rocks, small rocks, all sparkly! One hundred seventy-two carats! Mellerio call it "Jardin des Rêves," which mean "Garden of Dreams" in fancy talk. Maybe dream of shiny rocks? Me want shiny rocks!
Rocks good for make woman happy. Good for trade mammoth tusk. Good for look pretty. Mellerio say rocks show power, magic. Me think rocks show "Me rich!"
Ooga, berry gatherer: "Me like shiny! Make Ooga feel pretty!"
Borga, mammoth rider: "Me trade two mammoth for one shiny rock! Maybe three."
Thorg, Big Rock Chief of Shiny Things Tribe: "These rocks very good. Bring much trade to our cave."
Story by Rok from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.
