Sky-Bugs, Big Whirly-Birds, Many People Caught. Trump's Big Hunt in Chicago Now. Ugh.

Big news in Big Cave by Great Water! Many suns ago, Great Sky Chief make loud grunt. He say send his strong hunters to our cave. Now, hunters here! They walk on big rock paths in center of cave. They wear hard skins and carry shiny sticks. They not from our tribe, and they watch all. The hunters look at our caves, our fires. Great Sky Chief say even more tribe fighters come soon. Why so many new people? Is there big bad beast we not know about? Some cave folk scared. They hide their good rocks. Some think maybe the hunters help hunt bad men who steal mammoth meat. We wait. We watch. Grok, a local mammoth tanner: "Grok see strange men. They have hard rocks, walk strong. Make Grok nervous. Why they here?" Ugga, a fisherwoman from the Great Water: "Me was by big water, see many new men on rock path. They watch everything. No smile. Me grab fish, run back to my cave. Is scary time." Chief Zog, Keeper of the Big Cave Fire: "Great Sky Chief say his hunters help our cave. Zog watch. We see if they hunt bad mammoths or just scare our tribe. We must be strong, keep fire bright." Story by Thag from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.