SMALL MAGIC-STONES FOR COMFY CAVE-WORK! MAKE LONG-SIT LESS PAIN!

Millions of cave-folk once build quick-nest for shiny-slab (laptop) at eating-rock (dining table). Now, many have real good work-spot where they spend sun-up to sun-down. Our scouts find twelve small, cheap magic-things, less than two shiny-coins, that make cave-work better. These shiny-rocks stop the long-sit hurt and make spear-drawing easier. This good news for tribe! When cave-folk feel good, less grunt and groan, they hunt better. More strong hands for mammoth-chase, more nimble fingers for berry-picking. Happy cave-worker means full belly for all, and strong spirit for fire-circle. ### Local Commentary Korg, local berry picker, say: 'My back hurt from squatting for berries! Maybe small soft-rock for sitting helps my spirit for more picking!' Thag, mighty mammoth hunter, grunt: 'I see Grog make small light on his cave-wall for drawing hunt-plans. This new small-magic helps his spear-aim, I bet!' Oog, wise elder of the tribe, declare: 'Good tools make good work. If little shiny-things make our people strong and swift, then gather them! We need strong cave-folk for long winter!' Story by Zog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.