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Big car time! Tiny car from Japan land come! Make tiny car go *grrr* in our land... HARD.


Big car bad! Small car good! Tiny car from sun-rise land come to our land! Hard to make tiny car go. Big car much big. Tiny car much small. Tiny car like baby mammoth next to big mammoth. Some cavepeople like. Some cavepeople scratch head. Tiny car good for small cave. Tiny car no fit many mammoth. Tiny car no good for hunt big mammoth. Good for gather berry. Good for go to other cave fast. Big car much gas. Tiny car little gas. Ooga, berry gatherer: "Me like tiny car! Fit much berry!" Torka, rock painter: "Tiny car no good for paint. No fit big rock!" Chieftain Rock Smasher of Big Rock Cave: "Tiny car strange. But if make travel easy, good for tribe." Story by Ook Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.