West Coast people, even south land, maybe see fire stick go up sky Monday night.
Big Sky News! Moon-time Monday night, sky get very bright! Many cave-people, from far west lands to our warm south hills, can see big shiny light shoot up to sky. It happen when sun go sleep, when moon wake up.
This big shiny light come from big metal bird. "SpaceX" tribe build it. Bird name "Falcon Nine." It fly from "Vandenberg Fire-Base," place far north near big water. It make big rumble, then shoot straight up, fast like fleeing saber-tooth, making sky glow for short time. No scary monster, just big sky-jump thing.
Grog, strong hunter with one eye: "Me see light! Big flash, very far! Me think star fall, make me shiver!"
Willow, young cave-girl who talk to lizards: "Me look up, see bright snake climb sky! Is it friend? Me hope it no eat my berries!"
Chief Stone-Thinker, wise elder of Fire-Cave Clan: "This sky-light is good wonder. Make us think big thoughts. What up there? Maybe good spirits send signs. We watch, we learn."
Story by Rock-Chisel Rex from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.