Stew taste. Make me go Lagos home now.

Big news, cave-folk! Me hear about new eat-stuff, big talk around fire-pit. It called Oofa-Da Goop! This hot pot-food not always look same, not always smell same, but it always make tummy feel good! Yes, big good! Cave-cooks say many ways to make it, but always good for comfort. Many cave-cooks make Oofa-Da Goop in many ways. Some put hairy beast-meat, some put swamp-thing scales. Some put red-root, some put green-leaf. But no matter how, when sun go down and cold come, Oofa-Da Goop warm you inside. Make you strong for hunting mammoth! This eat-time special, many cave-folk say it best. Gronk, big rock lifter: "Me eat Oofa-Da Goop before. Make muscles strong! Good for pushing big rock!" Lala, careful berry picker: "Oofa-Da Goop taste different each time. Me like surprise! Always make berry-picking energy come back!" Chief Og, Head of Cook-Fire Council: "This Oofa-Da Goop is good for tribe. Keep everyone warm, keep everyone happy. Good for morale! Me approve big pot!" Story by Ugh from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.