Strange Thing tribe angry! Show story broken in fifth part!
Stranger tribe say Will story broken. Many parts not same in new hunt. Brain hurt! No understand!
Big news! Cave-watchers of glowing box angry! Many suns ago, big magic box show called "Stranger Things" start new story. First part of fifth tale come out, and cave-people confused. They say pictures not same-same from before! Things change, not match old memories from previous sun-cycles.
Angry shouts heard near shiny stone-screens. Many cave-people draw angry pictures on cave walls, asking "Why story not right? Why Grug-man arm look different? Why Small-Girl shirt not match from suns past?" This make many heads scratch and cause much grunting amongst tribe who love seeing these fire-visions. They want story to stay same-same.
**Opinion Quotes:**
Thag, young cave-painter: "Me see Eleven arm different. Not like before! Make Thag head hurt trying to remember."
Groka, wise elder of the Talking Stone: "Hmmph. Storytellers forget own tales? Bad magic. Make sky-box less good for Groka. Not right."
**Official Commentary:**
Chief Grak, head of Fire-Council: "We must watch big box closely. If story change too much, maybe bad spirits get in box. Grak will send brave hunters to find truth!"
Story by Iggy from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.