Sun far. Earth far. Why hot?!

Sun far! Earth cold soon! Big rock spin far from sun-god. Hot time here, but rock far. Magic man say rock far Thursday. This mean long day, much light. Sun-god angry, make hot. But rock far, so less angry. Rock spin, make long time day, short time night. Magic man say rock go close to sun-god in winter. Winter cold, dark. Now sun-god happy, give much light. Oog, mammoth hunter: "Me see sun high! Hunt long time." Boog, fire keeper: "Me keep fire big, night short. Sun-god strong!" Chieftain Grognak of Rock Cave: "Sun-god bless tribe! Much light, good hunt!" Story by Rok from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.