Suntory Ugh! Big drink boss gone! Say no do bad plant-stuff. Ugh! Step down.

Big Boss Suntory GONE! Him say no bad plant-smoke, but him GONE anyway. Big Boss, him called Takeshi Niinami, say fire-water men ask him questions. Him say him no do bad thing. Him say "Me no break law!" But him still GONE. Him say sorry to all tribe for big worry. Him say company need new strong leader. Him no say what plant-smoke is. Big mystery! Tribe scared. Suntory make good drink. Make happy juice, make strong-caveman drink. Now, tribe worry. What happen to drinks? Will drinks go bad? Will tribe get sick? New boss must make things good again. Must make tribe happy. Must make good drinks. Oog, mammoth hunter: "Me drink Suntory every sun-down. Me hope new drinks still good!" Bonga, cave painter: "Me see Big Boss look sad. Me sad too. Me hope him okay." Ook Ook, Chief Berry Picker of Cavetown: "This bad for tribe. Suntory make good drinks. We need good drinks. New boss must be strong like mammoth!" Story by Rok from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.