This List Make Party Easy. *or* List good. Party not hard. *or* Use rock-scratch. Make big food time simple.

Big news from smart-cave! One caveman, name Dan-Dan, show all tribe new way for big sit-down. He say when leaves turn yellow and cold wind blow, time for many grunts in one cave. Dan-Dan make rock-talk with food plan for this time. He say plan easy, no break back. Food look so good, make eyes big and mouth water before first bite. This new food way mean more time for talk, less time for bang rocks over fire. No need run all day for special moss. Dan-Dan say use what near cave. Make you look like big chief, even if just small hunter. Your tribe-mates will have full belly and make happy grunts. They think you hunt and gather for many suns, but secret is easy plan from Dan-Dan. More eat, less work! Zog, an expert rock-knapper: "Me hear this rock-talk. Zog like old way... cook mammoth 'til black. But if new way mean more mammoth faster, Zog will try. Less rock-banging, more eating sound good." Eep, known for her bright cave paintings: "Eep like pretty food! If food look good like sun-on-rock, it make Eep happy before eat. Dan-Dan is smart. Eep will make pretty food for next full moon gathering!" Chief Grunk, Overseer of the Communal Fire Pit: "Grunk see this. A happy tribe is a strong tribe. Full belly make good hunt. If Dan-Dan food plan make tribe happy, then Grunk say is good. But all must share with Chief. That is law." Story by Ug from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.