Thom Tillis go bye-bye! Big fight for Big Cave (Senate) now CRAZY! Other fights start cooking too!

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Big man Tillis go bye-bye! Make North Carolina head spin. Make BIG fight for big cave even bigger! Ugh. Next winter big vote. Much change!


Big news! Strong man Tillis say no more Senate! Big shake-up for tribe. Many suns and moons from now, big election. Tillis gone. Make hard for strong-tooth tribe (Democrats) to win. Other tribe (Republicans) smell blood. Want all power. Big fight coming. Many think Tillis tired, want more mammoth hunts. Some say other tribe strong-tooth whisper bad words in his ear. Tillis speak: “Me tired. Want rest. Hunt mammoth. Spend time with family. No more Senate.” Many surprised. Head scratch. Now big scramble. Who lead tribe? Many want power. Big fight. Other strong-tooth tribe happy. Think easier now to win. But maybe not. Sometimes small fire burn big forest. We see. Oog, mammoth hunter with one eye: “Me see Tillis yesterday. Look tired. Like mammoth chase him all night.” Boog, fire keeper with long beard: “Me hear whispers. Tillis no happy. Want peace. Senate too much shouting.” Chieftain Grag of Rock Cave: “Big change. Tribe need strong leader. Hope new leader bring much mammoth and good fire.” Story by Rok from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.