Travis grunt! Say Swift-woman shiny rock make belly happy! Still feel like jump-dance!

Big news! Kelce, strong hunt chief for Kansas City tribe, say him mated to Swift, pretty bird singer! Kelce talk on fire-talk-box with brother, Jason. He sound real happy, like mammoth kill happy. Say he feel "giddy," like when find honey cave. Him not say much more, but all tribe know big love story now! Swift, known for good songs and shiny rocks, now part of Kelce family. Kelce tribe strong now, with good hunter and pretty singer. Maybe Swift learn hunt mammoth too? Maybe Kelce learn sing pretty songs? Tribe wait and see. Big change for both tribes. Much talk around fire tonight! Oog, rock painter: "Me see Kelce, him smile big like sabertooth after kill." Brog, fire keeper: "Swift pretty, sing good songs. Good for Kelce tribe." Chieftain Thorg, leader of Mammoth Valley tribe: "Strong hunter, pretty singer. Good match. Bring strong babies, good for tribe." Story by Rok from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.