Trump big rock make Dem-o-crats take cave?

Big Trump Bill Make Caveman Angry! Trump make big bill, take many shiny rock. Say bill help everyone, but many caveman no see help. Democrat caveman say Trump bill bad, make rich caveman richer, poor caveman poorer. Democrat caveman say they take back Big Cave (House) next winter. They say many caveman angry at Trump, will give shiny rock to Democrat. Democrat caveman point finger at big spending in bill. Say Trump waste shiny rock on mammoth bone throne, not on fixing cave leaks. They say this make caveman angry, and they help Democrat win. Trump caveman say bill good, help all caveman. But many caveman grumble, say no feel help. Oog, strong hunter with sharp spear: "Me hunt mammoth all day, no see extra shiny rock. Trump say help, but me no see." Brog, wise woman who gather berries: "Me see price of fire-rock go up! Trump bill make everything cost more shiny rock. Bad!" Chieftain Grognak of Burning Rock Cave: "This bill make some caveman happy, some caveman angry. We see what happen next winter." Story by Rok from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.