Trump grunt! Tax-paper to twelve tribe, signed. Go Monday!

Big Chief Trump make big noise on high rock! He say new law good, make shiny rocks easier find. Law called "One Big Beautiful Bill Act". Trump say make fire burn brighter, mammoth hunt easier. He bang chest, point at sky. Give big grin. Many people clap. Trump say new law make tribe stronger. Give more rocks to hunters, berry pickers. Make cave warmer, belly fuller. Some people grumpy, say Trump take too many rocks. But Trump say no, rocks help everyone. Big celebration, much fire, roasted mammoth leg for all. Oog, strong hunter with many scars: "Me like shiny rocks! Buy new spear, hunt bigger mammoth!" Boga, old woman with wise eyes: "Me hope rocks help young ones. Need warm cave, much food for winter." Chieftain Rock, leader of fire tribe: "Big Chief Trump smart. This law make tribe strong like mammoth tusk!" Story by Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.