Trump make big shiny rock-wheel gift! Bigger than Biden shiny rock-wheel gift! Trump gift best!
Trump og Biden, big chiefs, both make car-getting easier. Me tell you how get shiny ride now.
Big metal beast change! Sunstone make go now, not fire. Clever man Biden and other clever man Trump make give shiny rocks if you get metal beast. But hurry! Only three moons left! Shiny rocks go away soon. Good for new metal beast.
Big metal beast good for hunt, good for go far. No make smoke, no scare mammoth. Clever men say good for earth too. Earth happy, mammoth happy, caveman happy. Get metal beast now!
Oog, mammoth rider: "Me see metal beast go zoom! No scare mammoth. Mammoth like."
Thurg, fire keeper: "Metal beast no need fire. Strange. But good. More fire for cave."
Bor, Cave Elder: "Good for tribe. Strong metal beast help hunt. Help go see other tribe. Good trade."
Story by Rok from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.
