Trump man change NREL name. Now Big Rock Lab.

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Trump Energy Man change name for Big Green Sun Wind Power Cave. No more green power word talk.


Big Bosses from Far Away Land make big change to important Fire Rock Place! Old name, 'Bright Sun Wind Fire Rock Place,' now gone. New name, 'Big Rock Place in Mountains.' No more 'Bright Sun Wind' words! People scratch heads, wonder why good words vanish. This Big Rock Place, where wise men find new ways to make fire from sun and wind, always live in Gold Valley. Many, many moons this place help us find warm and light. Now just 'Big Rock Place,' even though still make fire from sun and wind. Why Big Bosses hide good fire words? Many cave-folk grumble. Thag, who tracks big mammoths: "Me hear big grunts from Big Bosses' cave. Then new name come out. Me think new name less strong, less like sun!" Lila, who gathers shiny rocks near river: "Me see signs changed! Old sign, good! It had sun! New sign, just rocks. Where sun and wind go? Me confused by this!" Korg, Chief of Spear-Throwers for Gold Valley: "Big Bosses make big changes. We here in Gold Valley still make good fire from sun and wind, no matter what name they put on big cave. We strong, we smart!" Story by Zog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.