Trump ponder how hit Venezuela. Congress make big noise.

Big Chief Trump's tribe make many cavepeople grunt and point this week. They look hard at far-away land, Vene-Zuela. Trump's wise-men think about throwing big rocks and making loud boom there. This is first time in many, many moons – more than three-five groups of ten moons! – that Trump tribe think about big fight with another far-away land. Vene-Zuela land is sad and weak now. Trump tribe say they watch Vene-Zuela closely. Many ask: "Why Big Chief want big fight now? What bad happen in Vene-Zuela?" Trump's warriors sharpen spears and clubs. They talk about going across big water to make big trouble. Some cavepeople worry. Big fight can make many angry spirits and chase away good hunt. Grog, a strong hunter with a big club: "Me hear drum talk, say big fight far away. Bad for hunting. Make animals run." Lila, a clever berry picker from the river-bend: "Me see Trump's warriors sharpen many spears. Look scary. Hope big boom no come near our caves." Urg, Head of the Great Stone Council: "Big Chief Trump make very big decision. We trust his strong arm. He good leader. But war always make cave-dwellers uneasy. We watch sky for bad omens." Story by Zog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.