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Big fight man gone! Big fight man with much hair, name McGreggor, no fight in Russia land anymore. Big rock thrower, Putin friend, no like McGreggor words. McGreggor say bad thing about Russia. Now McGreggor no fight, no money from Russia. Big rock thrower say, "McGreggor talk bad. McGreggor no fight. Me angry." McGreggor go other place fight, maybe. McGreggor fight good before. Many cavepeople watch. Now no watch McGreggor in Russia. Big rock thrower say McGreggor make him ouch with words. McGreggor say Russia bad. Russia good, say rock thrower. McGreggor bad. Oog, mammoth hunter: "Me sad. Me like watch McGreggor smash." Boog, fire keeper: "McGreggor gone? Me no understand. Me want see bash." Chief Ook Ook, Big Rock Thrower of Tribe: "McGreggor talk bad. Me punish. No fight here. Go away, McGreggor!" Story by Zug Zug from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.