Trump say, "Me show inside-body picture from old time. You want? Me give!"
Big Chief Donald Trump talk-talk today! He say he show what inside-body picture say. Picture made many moons ago, when leaves fall from trees. Big Chief say to talk-men, "If you want see, me show!" This big news for tribe, on Sun-day.
This picture, made with magic shaky-shaky stone, show what inside Big Chief's head and body. Many cave-people wonder what picture hide, why Big Chief wait so long to show. Big Chief make promise today, maybe soon everyone see what magic stone find about his health. He walk-walk fast when he talk-talk.
Thag, old rock carver: "Me hear Big Chief say it! Loud voice, 'Me show!'. Hope he okay. We need strong chief to lead hunting parties, not sick chief."
Lark, young berry picker: "Me not understand much, but Chief look... okay. Maybe picture just show he like mammoth meat too much, not hurt bad. Or maybe big brain."
Gronk, Head of Tribe Wellness Council: "Good! Big Chief health is tribe health. We need know he strong like mountain, not weak like twig. Magic stone picture good for all to see, make tribe happy. Transparency make trust!"
Story by Ug from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.