Ug! Government give shiny rocks for car thing everyone GRUNT about? Stop?!

Big news! Fire-wagon make fire-water go bye-bye thing no good now. Big chief Trump say no more shiny rock for fire-wagon maker who make fire-wagon sleep when no go. Make fire-wagon drink more fire-water, make air bad. Trump say no care air bad. Want fire-wagon go fast, not sleep. Big chief say sleep fire-wagon bad, make weak. Say fire-wagon need strong, no sleep. Fire-wagon maker angry, say sleep fire-wagon good, save fire-water. Say Trump make bad air. Big fight now over fire-wagon sleep. Oog, mammoth hunter with big club: "Me see fire-wagon sleep at fire-rock. Wake up quick! Good for hunt mammoth, bad for sleep." Bor, sharp rock maker: "Me fire-wagon sleep many time. Save much fire-water. Now waste much fire-water. Trump make bad trade." Chieftain Grog, leader of Rock Ridge Cave: "Trump strong, but dumb. Need fire-water for big hunt. Now no fire-water, no mammoth. Grog angry!" Story by Ook from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.