Ug! Man shed many rocks playing stick-hit-ball. Eat much mammoth meat. Strong now!

Big Belly Ache No More! Ethan, strong hunter age many winters, face big problem. Belly ache! Wise healer say Ethan eat too much mammoth, not move enough. Healer warn, "Change ways or get sick like old Gronk!" Ethan scared. Gronk no hunt, only sleep. Ethan want hunt, want live long time. So Ethan change. Ethan eat less mammoth, more berry. Ethan run fast like saber-tooth chase. Ethan lift big rock, make muscle strong. Now, Ethan feel good! No more belly ache. Ethan hunt better than ever. Ethan say, "Me strong! Me happy! Me thank wise healer." Oog, mammoth rider: "Me see Ethan run fast like wind. Good for Ethan!" Rok, tool maker: "Ethan lift biggest rock in village. Me impressed!" Chieftain Grag, leader of Stone Ridge Clan: "Ethan story good for all. We must all move more, eat less mammoth. Be strong like Ethan!" Story by Oogway from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.