Big boom stick game, new on fire-rock box and thinky-box, gone bad fast! Tricky cavemen make bad magic, steal thinky-boxes. Boom stick men take game away to fix bad magic, but no tell why. Ugh.
Big problem! Fire-stick game, *Boom-Boom War-War Two*, gone! No play on magic glowing box. Smart cavemen say *Boom-Boom* team take away. Want play *Boom-Boom*? No find. Sad times for cavemen warriors. Many angry grunts.
Cavemen confused. Want smash, bang, boom on magic box. Now no can do. *Boom-Boom* team say fix soon. Maybe. Cavemen wait. Maybe hunt mammoth instead. Maybe throw rocks.
Oog, strong club fighter: "Me smash magic box! Where *Boom-Boom* go?"
Brog, mammoth rider: "Me angry! Want play *Boom-Boom* with fire-stick! Now me bored."
Chieftain Rock, leader of Big Cave Tribe: "This bad! Cavemen need *Boom-Boom* to practice fighting. Must fix soon!"
Story by Gronk from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.