Ugh. Cold Place Big Bird break. People stuck. No fly.

Big bad news from Ice-Land. The big metal bird called 'Play' no fly more. It is kaput. Play Bird was for cavefolk with not many shiny rocks. Now it fall from sky and break. No more whoosh. This is second time big sky canoe from Ice-Land go sleep forever. Happen in just six winters. Many cavepeople sad. They want go see far away caves, but now cheap metal bird is gone. They sit on ground and grunt. Ugg, a mammoth herder: "Me see Play Bird just sit. Usually it fly high like pterodactyl. Now it quiet like sleeping rock. Wings look sad." Groka, a berry collector: "Me trade many good berries for ride on Play Bird to see my Ug-Ug in Sun-Valley. Now bird broken. How Groka see Ug-Ug? Me want berries back!" Chief Grak, Head of Travelin' Rocks Committee: "Too many metal birds fall. Is bad magic. We tell cavefolk: trust own feet. Feet strong. Feet no fall from sky." Story by Korg from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.