UGH! FOOD TURN SHINY-ROCK! WHAT WE EAT NOW?!

Big news from far-away lands, tribe! A mysterious woman, named Anabela Chan, has found a strange new power. She take good ground-food, like sweet blue-berry and red beet, and with unknown magic, turn them into hard, sparkly-stones for finger-bands! This new shiny-food make tribe-folk scratch heads and wonder what next new thing earth will give. But what this mean for tribe? If all yummy berries and strong roots turn to shiny-rock, what will fill our bellies for long, cold winter? We need big-mammoth meat and strong roots to live, not just pretty shiny-fingers! Maybe we trade shiny-food for more good mammoth-meat from other tribes, or maybe this just a strange new way to confuse the spirits of the hunt. ### Local Commentary Korg, local berry picker, say: "Me find blue-berry, me eat blue-berry! Not make it shiny-rock! My belly hungry, not my finger!" Grunt, mighty mammoth hunter, grunt: "Saw woman put carrot on finger, not spear it! Strange, very strange. Does shiny-carrot help catch big-beast?" Old Man Thag, wise tribe elder, warn: "Shiny-rocks good for looking, but not for eating. Tribe must remember what keeps fire burning: full belly, warm furs, strong spears. Not just pretty-hands." Story by Zog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.