Ugh. Summer movies... dead. We talk about why.
Big Noise Box Summer! Many Mammoth Hunts to See Shadow Pictures! Big Fight picture, with punchy men, bring many people. Dinosaur picture with Chris Pratt, not so many. Shadow pictures about doll baby, very many! Doll baby picture make much mammoth money!
Big problem this summer: not enough mammoth hunts. People want more mammoth hunts! People tired, need more flint for spears. People say, "Want more good mammoth hunts, not small rabbit hunts!" Big noise box make less money than last summer. Maybe because no good mammoth hunts?
Oog, mammoth hunter with one eye: "Me see many people go see doll baby! Me surprised!"
Brog, berry picker with big feet: "Me no see shadow pictures. Me busy picking berries. Berries good!"
Chieftain Rock, leader of Big Rock Tribe: "We need more good mammoth hunt pictures! Bring people to Big Rock Cave!"
Story by Thunk from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.