Ugh. Why Red Tribe lose to Stripe Tribe? * **Sox throw-rock man have weak arm.** He throw rock slow. Stripe Tribe hit rock hard. *WHACK!* Rock fly far. Many Stripe men run, run, run. Get many points. * **Sox stick-men swing sleepy sticks.** Stripe T

The Boston Globe Oct 02, 2025

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Ugh. Red Sox chief plan go bad. Trust many throw-men. Plan break in eighth sun. Now big game is one-one. Tied.


New Rock tribe win big stick game! They beat other tribe in second sun game, four runs to three runs. It was close fight, many grunts and much running. Now, the tribes must fight one more time. This is wild card game, for all the good rocks and best meat. Tomorrow, the third sun game is winner-take-all. One tribe wins, they are big strong tribe. The other tribe loses, they go home to dark cave. It will be big chaos! Who will hit the rock farthest? Who will throw the rock fastest? All the caves will watch the big, final fight. It will be a day of loud yells. Grug, a local mammoth hunter: "Me see New Rock tribe hit rock hard! Rock fly like angry bird. Other tribe try to catch, but too slow. Big run!" Oona, a river-side painter: "My stomach have butterflies like when sabertooth is near! So much loud! New Rock win, we all cheer. One more game! Ugh!" Chief Bor, Keeper of the Game Sticks: "This good for all tribes. Big game make strong hunters and happy caves. Tomorrow, one tribe will show great power. We will see who is best." Story by Zog from Caveman Talk Fire, on the scene.